Alright, so here’s a fun bit about Thor. He’s not just about those epic “boom” moments with the hammer—that thing has its own travel itinerary, by the way—it’s also his swag on the battlefield. Seriously, you can almost hear some epic soundtrack playing when he swooshes through. Anyway, this guy, with all his Viking thunder vibes, is basically a tank with wings. You know what I mean? He takes hits like a champ and dishes them out harder. Or was it the other way around? Hmm.
Oh man, and then there’s this whole Thorforce jazz. Sounds like a protein shake, but it’s actually what gives him that extra oomph to hurl Mjolnir around. Speaking of Mjolnir—does it have flight miles? Because the way Thor whips it around to get from one part of the map to another… just wow. Sometimes he rebuilds it—kind of like leveling up your own personal whack-a-mole tool—it can then do more bonky things to the enemies. Did I just invent ‘bonky’? Apparently.
Then, cue the dramatic music, Thor doesn’t stop there. Oh no, he goes into this mega-mode where he’s dishing out attacks like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like fireworks but minus the light pollution. The enemies? Man, their health bars don’t just drop; they evaporate. It’s like watching butter on a hot skillet. So, is Thor the hero we need or just the one we secretly want to be on weekends? I dunno, but he’s definitely got some serious mythological style. Who’s writing this stuff? Ah, nevermind.
