Sure, here’s a rewritten version of the article:
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Alright, so PlayStation just tossed a ton of games on sale. It’s like, you walk into a store expecting to buy milk and suddenly there’s a disco ball, a dance floor, and—boom—everything’s on clearance. PS5 and PS4 headliners, mostly, but there’s a smattering of PSVR 2 and PSVR games if that’s your jam. Not that I’d know. I’m still figuring out the virtual reality thing. (Why is it called virtual when it feels so, well, real?)
Anyway—or maybe this should’ve been at the start?—the discount situation varies depending on where you are. Like, one minute you’re in New York, and games are dirt cheap, but scroll over to Paris, and it’s like they never heard of a deal. Magic? Marketing? Who knows. But if you’re in the US like me, you’ve got until May 7th to snag these bad boys.
Oh, and there’s this note about the sale ending at 11:59 PM PDT on May 7th, which got me thinking—who stays up just to grab deals at midnight? Maybe it’s a gamer thing. Or an insomniac thing. Or just a ‘me not understanding time zones’ thing.
And, uh, side note—sometimes these articles have affiliate links, which means if you click and buy something, some tiny digital penny might find its way to the publisher. Keeps the lights on, I guess?
Now, somewhere in this chaos there’s supposed to be something about Scott. Apparently, he’s been reporting on VR since before it was cool. Or maybe he made it cool. Either way, dude seems to know his stuff, having penned, like, thousands of articles. Imagine writing something 4,000 times and still having things to say. That’s dedication—or maybe, madness.
Alright, where was I? Right—PS5 and PS4 games. Go check ‘em out. Or don’t. No pressure.
—End of my ramblings.
