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So, get this: A Japanese guy named Ikaboze—you know, one of those crazy speedrunners—has already beaten The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on the new Nintendo Switch 2. Yeah, the man reached the end credits faster than I can finish my morning coffee. And trust me, that’s saying something.
So there’s this event in Tokyo, right? The Nintendo Switch 2 Experience. Ikaboze was there, rocking those speed shoes of his. Funny thing, he just loads up an autosave sitting right outside Hyrule Castle. Perfectly normal place to drop into the action, if you ask me. He ditches all his gear like he’s Tom Cruise in an action flick and rushes into that castle to take down Calamity Ganon. You know, the big baddie whose middle name might as well be “the really mean one.”
Anyway, he wraps all this chaos up in just under ten minutes. Seriously, ten minutes. Dude’s speedrunning life while I’m still over here figuring out what to breakfast on. Oh—and I think he’s maybe the first to conquer the souped-up version of Link’s nemesis. Or he’s just terrifyingly fast. Either way.
Now, time for some nerdy deets. The latest Switch 2 Edition—yeah yeah, it’s shinier with stuff like smoother frame rates and quicker load times. Graphics, too, if that floats your boat. There’s some Zelda-style service called Zelda Notes, but heads up—don’t expect the Expansion Pass DLC magic. That train ain’t stopping here, folks.
But guess what? If you already own the game or you’re on the Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack (which sounds like a mouthful itself), you can snag the upgrade. So some good news there, huh?
Mark your calendars—or don’t, you rebel—because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Nintendo Switch 2 Edition is hitting stores and the digital eShop on June 5, 2025. Maybe start practicing your non-existent speedrunning skills now, in homage to the legend, Ikaboze. Or, like me, just watch it all unfold with your popcorn in hand.
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Well, that’s a wrap. Or maybe not. Can’t really tell sometimes.
