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So, let’s talk about Xenoblade Chronicles X. Why? Because it’s basically our saving grace while we wait, probably not so patiently, for the Switch 2. The hype train has left the station, folks!
Now, hear me out. There’s always that one guy—I swear, it’s always Balex—who manages to blaze through these epic games in record time. Like, who even are you? I mean, some of us want to savor it, you know?
Oh—you can totally subscribe to our RSS feed if you’re into that. Direct downloads are a thing too. Just throwing it out there.
Honestly, if you got thoughts, feelings, existential questions about life, or just wanna chat, hit us up! Tweet, email—pick your poison. Oh, and definitely swing by our Discord. We can bond over game spoilers and food pics. Yes, I said food pics. No shame in being a ‘picklehead.’
We’re also on Patreon if you feel like supporting our caffeine addiction. Seriously, we appreciate every bit of it!
Okay, I kinda drifted off-topic. But hey, isn’t that the fun part?
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