Sure thing, let’s dive into this puddle of weekend retail therapy chaos. I mean, weekends and sales—it’s like they were made for each other, right? So here’s me rambling about some deals that might just make your Saturday a little bit better. Or not. Who knows!
First up, we’ve got Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition. It’s going for $49.99 (not a bad deal if you ask me). Remember the Wii U days? Thought they vanished into oblivion, but nope, here we are again on the Switch — there’s something poetic about that. Includes some quality-of-life updates and a shiny new ending. Hiroyuki Sawano’s soundtrack is like a comfy old blanket. Yeah, it’s one of those games you can vanish into for hundreds of hours. Assuming you have that mythical thing called free time.
Jumping around here, let’s chat about keyboards. The Razer Huntsman V2 TKL at $74.99. It’s got these clicky switches that are oddly satisfying, in an ASMR kind of way. Also boasts an 8000Hz polling rate, which apparently is super important, even though clicking a button feels mostly the same to me. And isn’t it weirdly satisfying that the USB-C cable is detachable? Wrap that around your head, literally.
Next, Persona 5 + Persona 5 Royal: Official Design Works. Over 500 pages of art—talk about binge-worthy! Just—WOW. If you’re itching for a deep dive into artwork and creator commentary, it’s $57.31. You’re basically getting an art museum in book form. Feels luxurious, doesn’t it?
And now, a pivot to Dragon’s Dogma 2 for $30. It’s a classic tale (kind of), and there’s that combat system. You either love it or, well, tolerate it, I guess. Physics dynamics that remind me of dropping toast and the jelly side always ruining my floor.
Resident Evil 3 — $19.93 to be precise. One minute you’re battling zombies, the next you’re having nightmares about them. Am I right? Anyway, the single-player campaign is where it shines. Multiplayer? Meh.
Final stop on this carousel: Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. $49.99. It’s basically Goro Majima forgetting who he is, but in the coolest way possible. You’d think ex-yakuza and piracy wouldn’t mix, but this game begs to differ. It’s hilarious, and seriously, why is it still this underrated?
Wait, there’s more! Star Wars Outlaws for Xbox Series X at $29.12. Space heists and bugs—now that’s a combination to ponder. But it’s Star Wars, so it gets a free pass, right?
Okay, I think I’ve rambled enough. Catch these deals before they’re gone, or not. Up to you!
